“I’m at the enema roast.”
“Where is the beauty in Queens?”
“Howdy in the stream.”
“A, B, the alphabet clown.”
“Feeling like I dumped a load.”
I’m not the world’s biggest internet fan. I’m sick of
stumbling upon people’s private conversations on Facebook. My 72 Twitter
followers seem far more interested in what Patton Oswald has to say than what I
have to say. Of the 17 emails I’ve sent to various publishers over the last
three months, 15 still have not been acknowledged. The list goes on.
But thank heaven for all the websites that provide lyrics to
just about any song that’s been recorded.
For years I thought Smokey Robinson was saying, “I’m at the
enema roast” in “Ooh Baby,” when what he was really saying was “I’m
at the end of my rope.” In “You Don’t Have to Be a Star, Baby,” I thought Billy
Davis, Jr. was asking “Where is the beauty in Queens?” But he was simply stating
“What is a beauty queen if it don’t
mean I’m your number one.” When John Fogerty sang “Down on the Corner,” I thought he was using some unusual
Cajun phrase like “howdy in the street,” though the lyric is actually “Down on
the corner, out in the street.” Mick Jagger, as far as I was concerned (from
about the age of ten), was singing a line from a children’s song when he yelled
“A, B, the alphabet clown” in “Get Off of My Cloud.” Of course, what he was
really yelling was “Hey, you, get off of my cloud.” And I am truly mortified to
have thought that Karen Carpenter was saying “Feeling like I dumped a load” in “Rainy
Days and Mondays.” My favorite singer was merely crooning “Feeling like I don’t
belong.”
My biggest
problem now is this: how can I be sure that everything on those lyric sites is
correct? I mean, it’s the internet!
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